Michael Bay Proposes That Not Only Did Buzz and Neil Land on the Moon But That They Discovered Transformers

Wow. This teaser pretty much continues the epic, self-serious tone Michael Bay has reserved for his epic trilogy about TRANSFORMING TOY ROBOTS! I still have not finished Revenge of the Fallen; I have better things to do. But this, this looks awful on a level that even Bay has heretofore only hinted at. Fuck me, when's he gonna make Bad Boys 3 already? I have no other purpose for this asshole at this point.